Miss Universe"s Last Question 环球小姐最后一题 Question: Miss America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立。 (applause! applause!) (、)
Question: Miss Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 (applause! applause!) (、)
Question: Miss Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (applause! applause! applause! applause!) (、、、)
Question: Miss Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (、，大笑、大笑，、)
Question: Miss India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”…… (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (、、、、、)
Question: Miss Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss Malaysia: Because it looks tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：因为它看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!) (、，大笑、大笑，、)
Question: Miss Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：它总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 (applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!) (、、、、、)
Question: Miss China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Miss China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Miss China: Because it brings you to paradise within a few minutes...... 中国小姐：因为它几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… (applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!) (、，起立喝采，、)
